Weed Pulling

When giving a hand job, some pubes are snagged as a part of the process and get pulled on the up stroke.

Things were going great until her ring snagged...I gotta keep the garden in better order to stop the weed pulling.

by Geroooo January 5, 2021

doctor weed

The greatest Dr. there is. Listen up and take yo prescriptions.

Why did you smoke so much?

Doctor Weed wrote me a prescription.

by doctorweed January 16, 2015

Weed Wacker

A person who possibly smokes a little too mutch weed

Klark: hey.
Jason: hey
Karl: Arent you a Weed Wacker?
Jason: Jup i am

by FlyFipple April 7, 2022

Weed

A plant loved by snoopdog

Snoopdog: aye man can I have some weed?
Me:Suuuurreee

by ImaTrap( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 3, 2019

Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020

Weed

A green substance that looks like weed

Yo u got some weed

Dealer:ye got some super Mario kart purple haze

by Ryan Bromley February 16, 2020

The Bluey-weed Paradox

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.

"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."

by Dr15$ November 12, 2023