hagmaxxing

Hagmaxxing is the act of younger men dating single older women in their mid-30s or higher, right around when they start to get desperate.

This hagmaxxing shit is actually worth it.

by senkishi May 23, 2024

Hagmaxxing

When you date someone that has a higher age gap compared to you. It’s now a popular slang spreading on X (formerly Twitter)

Dude 1: I am meeting this girl tonight on a date. She’s so pretty.

Dude 2: is it that celebrity who is single

Dude: 1 yes.

Dude 2: I heard that she is 37 when you’re 27, it would be called hagmaxxing.

by alongside2 June 2, 2024

Hagmaxxing

When someone is specifically dating older women,that’s Hagmaxxing

“Yo,what kinda Girl he got?”
“Oh he’s Hagmaxxing rn she’s 10 years older-“
“Don’t ever say that goofy ass word again.”

by TVSTATICYUMMY June 3, 2024

Hagdaddy

1. A close father figure to someone, and a breadwinner.

2. Someone who loves women and treats them with respect

3. Someone who enjoys cheese.

Wow! Your father is a real Hagdaddy! I'm so jealous!

by DVMP June 3, 2024

Hagdaddy

1. An avid and helpful volunteer in the local community who helps children with cancer feel better, through donating copious amounts of money to children's hospitals.

2. Someone who really likes cheese.

"Wow! You're a real Hagdaddy! Here's your Nobel peace prize!"

by DVMP June 7, 2024

HAGS

Short for "have a great summer". The ultimate phrase used in yearbook signatures when you’re desperately trying to avoid revealing that you actually have no clue who the person is. A surefire way to say, "We shared oxygen in the same room a few times, so let's just pretend we were BFFs." Because who needs a heartfelt message when you can just blanket statement everyone’s summer greatness?

"When in doubt and out of meaningful things to say, just go with a classic 'HAGS'. It’s the yearbook equivalent of 'I’m too lazy to write anything real'."

by torispseudonym June 12, 2024

Hagsl

Have a great sex life

Bob: HAGSL Jim
Jim: You too Bob

by I_HAGSL69 June 17, 2024