Shining up my goose

A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation

“My woman was shining up my goose before work today”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

the gooses be goose'in

A group of people (or flock) are being extremely loud or just a nuisance

jamal: bro that group just walked is being loud
dre: for real bro the gooses be goose'in on god dawg

by Bahkari March 22, 2024

gone to the goose

To die, Dying, somethings dead

He's long gone to the goose.
My dog has gone to the goose.

by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024

Honking the one-eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one-eyed goose.

by loiterer February 5, 2026

Honking the one eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one eyed goose.

by loiterer February 5, 2026

Dress the Goose

To thoroughly satisfy someone in bed.

Tiffany, you would be in a better mood if you’d find someone to dress the goose.

I think she’d be in a better mood if someone dressed her goose.

by Nimkin March 6, 2026