Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by GameCreepr April 7, 2022

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

west german

ur an idiot and fatherless.

"stop being west german."

by AK - 0 September 24, 2022

Stephane germain

Like to have sex and like woman

i hate u

Stephane germain hot

by 0uehw3hreriuhew September 27, 2022

T-Gemink

A Gay bozo known for giving a hyperinflated rose costing 150k during a speech.

T-Gemink : "gives rose"
Girl : "It's not very effective"

by YourFather's Head September 28, 2022

sneaky German

Sneaking off to bed when you have friends round for drinks! Not saying a word. Just disappearing

Where’s Andy gone? Oh he’s done a sneaky German

by Mrsb88 October 28, 2022

3rd German Reich

Germany during 1933-1945 (Nono Germany).
The dictator is a mustached guy. He killed more than 10M people.

The 3rd German Reich's dictator was a b*tch.

by PocoCookie April 13, 2023