facebook journalist

Someone hiding behind a screen that thinks people read all the political crap they spew for eight hours a day.

I just unfriended every facebook journalist on my feed. These fuckers wouldn't have the balls to say any of this shit if there was a door someone could slam in their face. political idiot

by Dankonia February 8, 2017

facebook fatty

when reuniting with old high school/college friends on facebook and you have a hard time recognizing them because they have gained significant weight

Holy Crap remember Kevin from Bio Class I found him on Facebook, I did not recognize him he is a facebook fatty.

by Teddy92128 November 17, 2010

facebook stunt

When a person does something crazy and posts pictures it or writes something crazy/questionable on his/her wall to attract attention.

Jon: "Did you see the pictures of Peter smoking on his wall?!

Chris: "Hes just pulling a facebook stunt."

Jon: "I guess you are right, what a retard."

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Tina: "Did you see what Brittany wrote on her wall?!"

Cheri: "No, what?!"

Tina: "She wrote that she came out of the closet! I wonder what that means!?"

Cheri: "Ahh, its just another facebook stunt, shes so pathetic."

by Gauche Di Trolio May 20, 2009

facebook boomer

a women or man doesnt know how to use technology and is always white. They also are racist.... VERY RACIST

and they love minnions

Look at that facebook boomer on that bench

by facebook boomer minnions November 19, 2020

facebook picture

The typical picture for a new college student, who was a loser in high school, is of them with a beer in their hand. They think they are now cool because they drink beer (they would have in high school, but no one would let them come to their parties).

Look at Jeff. What a fuckin loser that guy was in high school, and now, because his Facebook picture is of himself with a beer in hand, he thinks he's cool. SIKE.

by Anakin Vader September 20, 2010

Facebook-Feminist

When the true ideology of a noble concept is perverted and manipulated by unintelligent, moronic, man-hating pea-brains in a hypocritical manner. The end result is a completely different ideology that represents sexism towards men as opposed to the equal opportunity credo it represents. These ideas are largely spread on Facebook in the form of poorly typed articles, shared posts, and written statements of "rape culture" and "#whyineedfeminism".

Judy posted an article on Facebook talking about wage disparity. What a Facebook-Feminist!

by fudgeyew November 12, 2014

facebook storking

The act of stalking your facebook friends by persistently sending them random pictures of storks.

person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.

person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame

by Ceiling Cat NZ June 3, 2010