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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
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A dark turn

When the reciving side of the anal intercourse is enthusiastic, while the other is less so, as he inserts himself his dick goes slightly soft bends at an awkward angle.
Went to Jenny's yesterday, boy that took A dark turn.
by Al3xander64 March 29, 2015
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darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes
"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."
by brokeassninja April 2, 2004
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Dark tetrad

I'd like to understand this a little better. So... You have the "Big dick energy" personality traits and it looks something like this:

_____________________

| | | | |

A C E N O

And then you have "the bad one" which is:

________________

| | | |

M Na P S

Now, what I want to better understand is the overlap between the two. Apparently if you are high in this ๐Ÿ‘‰ E and low in this C ๐Ÿ‘ˆ you are high in this ๐Ÿ‘‰ Na. And if you are low in this A ๐Ÿ‘ˆ and low in this ๐Ÿ‘‰ C you are high in this ๐Ÿ‘‰ P. What about the rest of them? Or are you wiping the slate clean? Is narcissism not linked to extroversion now that it's inconvenient?
Hym "It seems like more good one vs bad one framing. What it looks like is that I went on a diatribe about how the people who are weaponizing schizophrenia by covertly making reference to me without acknowledging me (which Jordan WASN'T doing initially but is doing now because that's what HE BELIEVES OUGHT to be happening and is perfectly appoint himself the arbiter of what OUGHT to happen) and NOW, Jordan has decided to participate and is TRYING TO BEND THE PRACTICE OF PSYCHOLOGY to his will as his way of saying 'NO YOU'RE THE MACHIAVELLIAN NARCISSIST! YOUR ARE! SEE!? I GOT MY COLLEGES TO CREATE A NEW SET OF PERSONALITY TRAITS FOR THE BAD ONES AND YOU'RE THE BAD ONE! IT'S THE DARK TETRAD!' and we can watch in real time as he has his license taken away, loses friends, disgraces his profession to try and punish if mildly out of shape, bullied, good natured, mulatto, nerd with negative self-perception issues (according to Dan Harmon) Hey, I got a 5th personality trait to add to the tetrad. DISHONESTY. There. Now you can balance them out. Now they both have 5. Dishonesty. Like saying that you have 10 lawsuits against you and then revealing that they aren't ACTUALLY lawsuits. Hey, how is what they are doing to me not manipulation? Because they're motives vary. The people doing at are all different and it ranges from get me to move, get me to kill myself, 'help' me behave in accordance with THEIR will instead of my own. Open question."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
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Dark lord

A term used to describe a dark and lordly character.
Damn that dark lord fucked my wife.
by EuropeanImmigrant January 22, 2024
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Dark Zar0s

One of the worlds greatest hacker out there who puts there minds to the impossible and over comes any situation.
No way he's like Dark Zar0s
by Dark Zar0s June 26, 2016
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That's Dark

Used to denote a situation or thing that is sad, depressing or heartless
Her: She (The mother) said that she's struggling to love her child

Response: I can't lie, that's dark
by OnlyJesussavesbro February 10, 2025
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