College degree

Worthless trash, meant to be thrown straight in the trash can.

I have a master's degree and i work at Domino's, boy do i regret going to college. My college degree is trash.

by EggFuYungAtHeart May 25, 2022

College

The biggest scam in US history where they set you up to enter corporate slavery and teach you nothing about finances

Tony: Dude, I’m literally like 100,000 dollars in debt
Jackson: What happened? Did you go to college?
Tony: Yep
Jackson: Ooff. Good luck paying that shit off

by ClapDemCheekz August 5, 2022

college guilt

When overprotective parents guilt you into not going to the college you want to go. Oftentimes happens when the college is too far away. Used as a last ditch effort to get their kids to stay close to home.

You: I am dealing with such bad college guilt from my parents. They are really against me going to college in Florida but I want to go so bad!

Friend: You should do you what you want to do, it’s not their college experience.

You: You are 100% right, I should trust myself and not be guilt tripped into going where my parents want me to go,

by Png76 October 10, 2022

Colleen'd

When someone talks about something that you know nothing about, with no explanation, knowing that you have no clue what they're talking about.

I just got Colleen'd by Sarah while she was talking about her dance routine.

by avalovescoffee May 30, 2023

collegen

An protein-substance supplement dat's intended to keep your mind and body flexible and elastic during adult-education courses.

I've been taking collegen every day, but I still find my professors' classes boring and stagnant!

by QuacksO July 24, 2023

itchen college

the home of david bown.

Crimewatch- WANTED: David Bown. Last seen at itchen college.

by iloveitupthearsedaily January 21, 2011

Helpful College Grad Cards

Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.

Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?

Donna: Let me see those cards.

(Looks at the college grad cards)

Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...

Brad: What are instructions?

Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...

by Ginja Spixes August 31, 2011