Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024
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Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"
Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"
by Yer a pure babe! March 02, 2008
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foot check

When you squat down in a public bathroom so you can check that gap under the door for feet, to learn whether or not a certain stall is empty
I wasn't sure whether the stall was occupied, so I casually performed a foot check.
by poivron May 05, 2012
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Stroke check

When a friend casually checks if you have stroke symptoms
Hey can you smile for me?
Sure!.... did you just stroke check me?!
by Verdain November 20, 2022
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Bearded

bikers munching sliders look to the past for better riders stars and stripes

and girls in stetsons cows in buns and boys in westerns rock then roll for big check paydays mountain ranges

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Chilsing

land is our land but once was their land the untamed food of

gold rush miners the beef, the fries the roadside diners, oh say can you see from the nation of night its gift to the world the burger is might! look to the past for better riders stars and stripes and girls in stetsons cows in

and boys in westerns rock then roll for big check paydays mountain ranges ten lane freeways this land is our land but once was their
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by Gbungper September 30, 2023
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Check Chaser

A person who seeks out the attention of someone with a verified check mark for favors or sexual intercourse. See chuckle fucker or gold digger.
Man.. Ever since Devin Nash got verified on Twitch he's been getting all these thotty Check Chasers sliding into his DMs!
by TacoRemixX May 13, 2020
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check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.
I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.
by YourMotherTrucker September 19, 2017
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