chin checks and eye swoles

a brutal thrashing in the face which cause your chin to be split open and your eyes are swelled shut.

keep talking home boy and you are going to catch chin checks and eye swoles.

by Waxyourmom September 7, 2017

dickie check

What some Canadians call the Canada Child Benefit. Those people probably refer to it as that because babies are made by a dick and a vagina.

Honey! I just got my dickie check today

by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

Chester check

Slang for on-the-job when around a group of kids, scoping out any weirdos frequently and pedophile type looking people

Lifeguard1: alright Jeff give the place a chester check

lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!

Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.

by randomuser123 December 18, 2012

doubley checked

who the fuck says that

Person 1: It's okay I doubley checked! It's right!

Person 2: Carol are you fucking okay what happened

Carol, crying: yes

by somethingwithanA January 9, 2021

Oil Check

Something you tell Lady Erin Brant during a So Bad It's Good episode to totally break her into dying of laughter!

Dave: Erin, it's called an Oil Check! (motioning sticking his thumb up a butt)

Erin: (dying of laughter) No it's not! Is it?!!!

by RekEighty October 6, 2022

Dumb check

When a person tests another persons knowledge whether it’s general or common sense. Checking to see if the person is dumb, when a person fails to make the cut for having general knowledge, or common sense, or even thinking that they know everything but you can prove that they don’t then they pass the dumb check.

Bruh this person just passed a dumb check cause he asked me organize some stuff for him, which I did, and instead of checking to see for himself he just said that I didn’t do shit and called me annoying.

Congratulations you have successfully passed a dumb check dumbass

by Just words that go together October 11, 2019