There is only one thing I can say about him, CROCK OF SHIT who goes for Essendon, who masterbates over every episode of Underbelly. He took some magical drug, and ever since his mind is the eqivalent of a gorilla.
- 40, 40 I see a fat hairy creature
- Shit, thats one old man
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- Are you practising for your role in the Hunchback of Notredam
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by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024
Get the Captain mug.A guy who is usually a huge dick. One becomes drum captain because of seniority, regardless of musical skill. The band director usually lets the drum captain get away with anything. Assigns himself the best parts in songs while everybody else gets shit on and put on cymbals.
Drum Captain: Hey, I'm putting you on bells despite the fact you're a better musician than I am for this song while me and my friends are gonna play snare.
Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.
Captain: But you can read music.
Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.
Captain: You're a faggot.
Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.
Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.
Captain: But you can read music.
Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.
Captain: You're a faggot.
Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.
by Pkshn April 26, 2014
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Loon-Dude,she is captain whoopass,A Hellraiser from Jupiter.
Loon-Dude,she is captain whoopass,A Hellraiser from Jupiter.
by Titus rutto September 25, 2019
Get the Captain whoopass mug.October 27. Marks the day the once upon a time episode “good form” (3x05) was aired, in which Killian Jones cures David Nolan of his deadly dreamshade poisoning and the two stop hating each other. Coined my tik toker @captaincharming_fp as the day many began to ship them, and the day they would’ve shared their first kiss in the “captaincharming_fp alternate universe”.
by Ravioli tin July 31, 2022
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by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017
Get the captain feed a ho mug.The person who is wonderful at absolutely everything they do. They can also accomplish whatever they want…. And always seem to get what they want.
Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
by Larry Edward William Tomlinson June 16, 2022
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