Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!
Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
by protective mama July 11, 2024
Get the captain carrotmug. by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022
Get the Captain Logicmug. An American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
by SPrice1980 April 30, 2022
Get the Captain's Wafersmug. This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
Get the Captain Jackedmug. Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022
Get the Captain Banana Pantsmug. A German eurodance duo from the 90s that consisted of Franky G, and Liza De Costa. They created music that was based on military training. (Crowd call-backing.)
They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.
They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.
Franky G; Hey-oo Captain Jack!
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*
by Justicewithtacosandweed December 14, 2019
Get the Captain Jackmug. Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain
Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri
Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri
by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020
Get the choker captainmug.