Brandon

The world to Dakota

Brandon means the world to Dakota

by Asthmaplasma May 5, 2021

brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon

I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.

by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025

Brandon Mode

The act of saying something extremally gay in detailed fashion because someone happened to make you upset.

Guy 1 " I'm gonna gape your tight asshole with my index and middle finger while I violently stick my tongue inside you"
Guy 2 "Nigga wtf you just went Brandon mode"

by oiuhgjvipoiuyhjgjui November 5, 2023

Brandon

sexy man which likes to fuck

brandon fucksss

by brandog69696 November 20, 2021

Brandon Effect

Phenomenon where the complete opposite occurs of what is promised or "expected" to happen. Often associated with but not exclusive to liberal politicians. One give away to the "Brandon Effect" is that when the unwanted results manifest it is often blamed on a foreign nation like Russia.

Though the public was promised a booming economy, the Brandon Effect left them worse off than they were 6 months earlier.

by NotoriusFJB July 1, 2022

Brandon

A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.

“Dude you are such a Brandon”

“There goes Brandon puking again”

by Roiduser25 February 24, 2020

Brandon

He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.

Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."

by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020