Brandon

the type of person to write his own urban dictionary definition to compliment himself
person: yo u write ur own definition?

brandon: "haha no i would never do that "
by koreaNUMBAwun February 9, 2022
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The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship
Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect
by R3ZIT June 30, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.
'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'
by The know it all guy March 21, 2022
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Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.
"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"
by Shredxvc January 25, 2022
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Brandon

The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida
by Real Nigga face February 5, 2020
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Brandon. A

A Italian boy who’s sexiest with his brown hair and can pull any girls even boys and when he’s on the bed that’s something else but he has a shrimp
by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021
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