Brandon

Bipolar, has schizophrenia and will never leave me alone. "Yo chill with that" is his most common saying

Your starting to sound like a Brandon I can't lie..

by Thatoneguyfromda6ix December 6, 2023

Brandon Isabella

Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.

He cooka da pizza pie

Brandon Isabella stop that you’re my stepbro

by Jkey November 8, 2022

Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables

I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!

by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022

Brandon

a guy who is extremely loud and funny he will make you laugh but he is also annoying

Brandon SHUT UP!!

by Boy in school February 26, 2020

The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship

Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect

by R3ZIT June 30, 2023

Brandon

So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.

Brandon is a name you idiot why are you reading this?

by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023

Brandon Effect

Every image of a specific person looks different.

"See look, it's the Brandon Effect. He looks slightly different now in this picture."

by Bwatt130 June 30, 2021