the bean 

the haircut that makes your head look like a bean

look at Kevin he's got the bean

the bean by imthebean December 13, 2017

slave to the bean 

refers to one who cannot exist in the absence of coffee. he or she is then "a slave to the bean"

Jill: I can't go anywhere until I have my morning coffee. No...I don't care how badly you're bleeding from the ears, Jack.

Jack: aaaaaaaaaarggh! i'm dying and you won't drive me to the hospital until you've had some coffee?!?! Jill, you're such a slave to the bean.

slave to the bean by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) April 11, 2005

Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

Dick Bean by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

meow bean 

definition 1
'meow bean' is the shortened version of me old bean or my old bean, which then translates into my old friend

definition 2
also a common greeting in the town of towcester

harris: ow r yaaaaa
fish: meow bean!

meow bean by daniel harris aka boosh man August 13, 2006

Smol Bean 

Philip Michael Lester.

The description said it all. “Philip Michael Lester, what a sMoL bean.”

Smol Bean by LilPump0769 January 31, 2018

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie 

a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available

possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie by beanguy January 2, 2021

fiddle the bean 

1. To fiddle using the middle and ring finger upon a female's bean.
2. A gesture of encouragement signifying good times.
3. An acknowledgement of good will by literally displaying the action of flexing the middle and ring finger in a come hither motion into the air.

1. "Easy sailor, you can't just go right to the bean fiddling!"
2. "We're gon get crunk, make some bad decisions, and fiddle the bean!"
3. "Fiddle the bean!"
-Coopertroopers

fiddle the bean by moggg April 21, 2006