Based

Adjective. Meaning the concerned act is something positive for society, perhaps something that even deserves praise. In gaming world, is used as the antonym of "broken".
I mean, shooting sexual predators is lowkey based. It makes sense he was found guilty of none.
by not_zub November 21, 2021
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Time-Based Simulation

Refers to the Time-Based Simulation hypothesis. This hypothesis suggests instead of a big bang portions of the universe were sucked into an ultimate black hole so quickly that "time" was left separate from space-time.

This all encompassing "time" without space created a simulation of matter aka space. This allows for multiple dimensions, Quantum Tethering, and Time dilation due to time simulating previous space without an existing space to do so. This also restricts time within the Time-Based Simulation from creating a simulation within the simulation.
by Klueade August 12, 2025
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Sea Base

A type of fish that lives in the ocean. Rumor has it, it is the most based fish known to the fishsmart community.
Wow that Sea Base is so Based. I hear it also has decent battery life.
by Fishguy213 September 20, 2021
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Standing on third base

When a person inherits wealth or a situation in which they did not lay the groundwork for its success.
Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.
by CuetoS December 3, 2021
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Twentieth Base

Sucking your own dick and cumming in your eye and forcing yourself to cry to wash out the cum
Wow, last night I his twentieth base... I am now blind
by Dr Cocktor May 6, 2018
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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
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Based

Meaning the opposite of Woke.

Based is someone who is confident in their traditional opinions of the world and not swayed by the current zeitgeist of liberal thought.
Bro is based, he says there are only 2 genders.
by The Real Definition Man 69 December 2, 2024
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