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Emily

The most annoying girl in the world, thinks she's "quirky" cause she acts "spontaneous" with friends.
Omg Emily! You're such a crackhead!!11!!1!
by weeniexx September 8, 2020
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emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)
person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines
by mickeydickens March 17, 2025
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Emily

Emily, A good friend who can’t say no. Whose laugh is infectious and makes everyone feel included even when she’s not in the mood. She loves her friends EXCEPT FOR ONE sadly, but she is a lovely person but sometimes can’t communicate properly and always thinks she’s the problem. One thing I hate about Emily is that she always apologizes when it’s not her fault. So Emily if u see this ur the best person I’ve met in my life ;)
Emily is such an amazing friend!
by KJ/RSS/;) October 30, 2022
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Emily

Emily is an ok friend but she can be very annoying at sometimes. She’s tries out a lot of trends but doesn’t have social apps: e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Whatsap. She will break a boys heart all the time but looks after her best friends.
Boy: Emily do u want to date me
Emily:sure
1 hour later
Emily: were breaking up
by Honey Lite November 9, 2019
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Emily

A hot ass baddie she is 😋💅🏻 Period.
Person 1: omg is that Emily?
Person 2: yeah omg she’s so hot!
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT UGH😍
by Just this one person November 21, 2021
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Emily

On the contrary to the rest of the definitions, Emily’s are usually two faced. They are most likely brunette, with questionable humour saying stuff like “that’s so gay” when they are straight af. Never trust an Emily, for they will take you down with your own arrow. At first they may appear to be social, loud with a big personality, but all that masks deep insecurities that reveal themselves in unflattering humour and random acts of cruelty just to stay in the limelight. If you’ve ever had a problem with an Emily, whether rumours or loosing friends over somebody “everyone thinks is nice” but upsets your gut, I see you!!
“Isn’t Emily so funny?”
“She gaslights her friends and spreads random rumours for the fun of it… but if ‘everyone’ likes her..”
by iNtoXiCaTiNg_jOe November 21, 2021
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