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Alabama

A state that is no where near racist as Oregon.
Oregonian: You're from Alabama? You must be super racist like us.

Me: Not at all. There are a lot of minorities in Alabama. Why is it so white here? Oh yeah, because Oregon is super racist.
by SuperBerry August 5, 2020
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Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.
Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.
by Devoooo March 14, 2021
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Alabama Buttered Toast

Where a woman churns butter in her asshole using her brother's cock, and then shits it on a piece of toasted white or wheat bread and eats it.
That sure was some good alabama buttered toast bubby!
by RobsGonnaKillU March 12, 2025
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Alabama Batman

A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.
Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!
by Batman2006datguy March 24, 2024
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Alabama by omission

When two siblings sleep with the same person.
Ya my sister and I are Alabama by omission because we both fucked Ashley.
by Darbalarb August 20, 2021
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Alabama Birthday Party

A situation that devolves into a fight when there is no reason for it.
We went to our cousins first communion and it turned into a real Alabama Birthday Party when her parents got drunk and starting fighting after.
by Candyapplesnatcher October 5, 2025
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Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.
My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.
by Noemad April 8, 2022
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