Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
by Von St. Aubin February 18, 2011
"Hey do you go to St Paul's Anglican Grammar School?"
"No. I do not go to St Paul's Anglican Grammar School."
"No. I do not go to St Paul's Anglican Grammar School."
by bruhman56 December 21, 2022
The St. Louis Shotgun is a sexual manuever that includes a man on all fours, getting a reach around (having his cock stroked from behind), and simultaneously getting his ass fingered. The motion that happens from the partner with the stroking of the cock and fingering the ass simulate the cocking of a shotgun.
Last night I climaxed while getting a St. Louis Shotgun.
by Michellestl January 03, 2017
This school is A VERY VERY BAD SCHOOL DO NOT GO HERE, everyone at the school is acting like they are being forced to act cool do bad things and say slang words. They play stupid games at the school such as yongo yongo means disgusting in some other language but how it starts is when you touch something disgusting you get yongo and its like a game of tag and you have to pass it on, whoever has it last at the end of the day has to get jumped by all the people who were playing the game, like full on kicked punched everything. The teachers dont care and you will get bullied if your new, its like a social hierachy and you have to be the most feared and baddest of them all to get to the top. And if you are weaker than others you WILL get picked on. Sometimes people just want to fight you if you have beef with them they will want fo fight you and say "lets run 1's" this school is very bad dont go to it.
St Francis High School Crestmead
Student 1: He had yongo last yaam
Student 2: lets beat him up
Everyone: *beats the guy up*
Student 1: He had yongo last yaam
Student 2: lets beat him up
Everyone: *beats the guy up*
by thinking.. August 03, 2022
A boring school which involves the shoving of a religion (Christianity) into you're mouth. It is on the south side of Chicago. I suggest you don't go here
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