Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
by Cleanyourself February 04, 2018
You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you?
Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.
Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.
by Fuck’nClownShoes July 04, 2021
When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.
by Hamilbone January 01, 2023
by Babwe July 28, 2023
a song made by lil peep that is based off his drug addiction and using drugs. come around is on the vertigo ep on spotify. come around is an amazing song for those who need to "come around".
by gpetriz April 27, 2022
To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch June 01, 2023