What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Dirt around tub

It means your a dirty stanking ass that needs more baths
Need help use more soap fag dirt around tub
by Cleanyourself February 04, 2018
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Slap ol’ Bozo Around

To Master-bate, whack off, punch the clown, slap and honk the red nose,
You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you?

Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.
by Fuck’nClownShoes July 04, 2021
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West Virginia Reach Around

When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.
My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.
by Hamilbone January 01, 2023
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Buzz around the campfire

Now, the buzz around the campfire is that the fella responsible for that mess headed southward.
by Babwe July 28, 2023
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come around

a song made by lil peep that is based off his drug addiction and using drugs. come around is on the vertigo ep on spotify. come around is an amazing song for those who need to "come around".
by gpetriz April 27, 2022
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*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch June 01, 2023
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