An ugly retarded young lad, tends to be half blind and can’t read a simple message, he’s sound can be a laugh but again quite the retard. Dylan is cool as, sound as but he’s got an average cordy, so if that’s what your looking for get ya self a Dylan 👍
by Mason O’Neil January 3, 2024
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Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is genuinely the best experience you will ever have as a person. He's overwhelming in all the right ways and will never judge you for being yourself. He's handsome, charismatic, genuine, and so pure but his rbf will lead you to think he's the exact opposite of everything he actually is. His mysterious demeanor is captivating and you'll definitely be intrigued by him. You'd be lucky to come across Dylan because he's going to put his heart into everything y'all do together.
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Get the Dylan mug.Dylan O’Brien is a gorgeous, beautiful, magnificent, gift to mankind. I could (seriously) write hour-long essays on how perfect his nose is. I believe that God created men then sent us Dylan O’Brien as an apology.
He is the definition of perfect. From his charismatic smile and the twinkle in his eyes, to his talent and incredible portrayal of his characters in movies. Perfection.
He is the definition of perfect. From his charismatic smile and the twinkle in his eyes, to his talent and incredible portrayal of his characters in movies. Perfection.
EXAMPLE 1
Boy1 : “Hey, you look so perfect tonight..”
Girl 1 : “No.. Dylan O’Brien looks perfect. Tonight. Every other night. And day.”
EXAMPLE 2
Boy 2 : “Hey, what’s your name, darling?”
Girl 2 : “Not interested unless you are Dylan O’Brien. Bye.”
Boy1 : “Hey, you look so perfect tonight..”
Girl 1 : “No.. Dylan O’Brien looks perfect. Tonight. Every other night. And day.”
EXAMPLE 2
Boy 2 : “Hey, what’s your name, darling?”
Girl 2 : “Not interested unless you are Dylan O’Brien. Bye.”
by ilovedylano’brien!!lari!! January 9, 2024
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Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.
Person 1: Ugh... I wish that a girl could like me, im so lonely....
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1
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