Turkey Fisting

Fisting someone with your thumb up.

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo

by Sidnelobster August 08, 2014

Turkey butt

A dog who is at once lovably clever and a challenge to train or meet obedience expectations.

Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”

by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020

hand turkey

The work of an artist named Savannah Riddell. Hand Turkeys can be made at any time of the year.

I love hand turkeys

by exposer456 December 14, 2021

Turkey-head

A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*

"can't be arsed goin the gym later, it's gonna be full of turkey-heads"

by MartinezJnr22 January 06, 2015

thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food

jesse roe is a thanksgiving day turkey

by BBLSLAYER6969 January 23, 2025

turkey noise

The sound of a blowjob or oral sex like the sound of a turkey “gobble-gobble”

P1: “bro what was happening in your room”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise”
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend”

by Miles paralysis 1610 March 31, 2024

Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.

That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."

by Garcher April 23, 2022