by A1.sauce May 11, 2021

A very classy and beautiful woman spending the night in a roach motel would say, "I'm not staying here, I would feel like a Diamond in a Donkey's Ass"
by gwennie68 July 1, 2011

Tailgator behind you.
Better watch that leach on your donkey, I think he's been sniffin' no doze and drinkin' air wick by the way he drives!
by byrd77 January 6, 2009

a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).
i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.
by jake November 30, 2003

Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

Like the donkey punch which utilizes a blow to the back of the cranium to create a slight tightness from your partners puss as you ram her doggie style, the super donkey too utilizes a punch. However, the punch utilized is a windmill punch that is directed to the side of your moaning partners jaw line causing violent tightning of her vagina walls and possibly urine spillage. Its intent is to get as much tightening of the vagina walls around your cock to simulate virgin hot pussy as you are about to pop your load. To completly knock your partner out would offer the best effect as there will be a complete utter tightness to your member and as she pisses a warm sensation as you pop your load. With her passing out a soft release of the vagina walls is created and warmness is so grand.
I seen a guy with a shirt on that said "I specialize in the Super Donkey Punch". I took it to be true as his bitch's mouth was wired shut and her face was badly bruised.
by TexasFM3 September 3, 2008

Super Donkey AIDS is when you get blisters all over your body and it keeps popping, cause sperm to go everywhere and everyone who is touched by the flying sperm will conceive the disease. after the blister pops it grows bigger and pops again, this continues until the final result of death by donkey dick in the ass. if any1 near you is diagnosed with SDA. RUN.
guy 1- Yo did you see Bianca got Super donkey aids from Phil Oliver Holes.
guy 2-yeah brah, stay away from her. shits nasty
guy 2-yeah brah, stay away from her. shits nasty
by DoubleDippedDick August 18, 2010
