The act of smearing jelly on the ass of one partner and peanut butter on the ass of the other. Both get down on their hands and knees facing away from each other and proceed to slam their butt cheeks into one another until the jelly and peanut butter are clearly spread and mixed. Whenever the partners see fit, they may stop, take a piece of bread, wipe their partner's butt cheeks clean, and consume their prize.
by Mampar November 13, 2011
Get the PB&Jmug. A lame attempt at executing a donut. The driver ( from a standstill ) will lose traction, cut the wheel, and whip the car around 270 degrees, then continue to drive forward. Whereas a donut consists of almost a perfect 360 degrees of both rear tire marks. A donut requires some driving skill which most retards attempting it lack.
Them: Yo, did you see that sweet ass donut I just did?
You: Take your weak ass j-hooks to back to La Fiebre.
You: Take your weak ass j-hooks to back to La Fiebre.
by o2flow July 10, 2007
Get the j-hookmug. by barbarakamrlizard March 14, 2009
Get the J walkmug. The "Flying J" is a fairly difficult and athletic sexual manuever akin to such greats as the "Houdini", the "Bucking Bronco," or the "Donkey Punch." It requires very specific circumstances and great precision. However, the satisfaction that comes with a perfect execution is that much greater.
- You're shooting hoops in the driveway or the local court.
- Your girlfriend or some unsuspecting hottie is standing under the basketball net, watching you school chumps all day.
- You take a water break and get some quick nookie from the hoochie under the net--enough to get a mean hard on.
- Then you swiftly run back to the foul line, turn around and start gaining momentum for a monster jam. - While running towards the hoop, dribble with one hand and unzip your fly with the other (Pull down your waist band if you're wearing mesh shorts).
- Jump as high as you can, slam dunk dat shit yo, and land your floppy nutsack directly in her mouth. (It should be gaping wide open in awe of your mad balling skillz and massive erection).
- Congratulations. You have just executed a perfect "Flying J". As the ball goes in the hoop, your balls go in her mouth.
- For bonus points, go for a "Flying J with a Full Landing" (Hang onto the rim while she finishes you off).
- For style points, go for a "Bill Russel Trombone" (Reverse slam it and have her give you a "Rusty Trombone" upon dunking)
- You're shooting hoops in the driveway or the local court.
- Your girlfriend or some unsuspecting hottie is standing under the basketball net, watching you school chumps all day.
- You take a water break and get some quick nookie from the hoochie under the net--enough to get a mean hard on.
- Then you swiftly run back to the foul line, turn around and start gaining momentum for a monster jam. - While running towards the hoop, dribble with one hand and unzip your fly with the other (Pull down your waist band if you're wearing mesh shorts).
- Jump as high as you can, slam dunk dat shit yo, and land your floppy nutsack directly in her mouth. (It should be gaping wide open in awe of your mad balling skillz and massive erection).
- Congratulations. You have just executed a perfect "Flying J". As the ball goes in the hoop, your balls go in her mouth.
- For bonus points, go for a "Flying J with a Full Landing" (Hang onto the rim while she finishes you off).
- For style points, go for a "Bill Russel Trombone" (Reverse slam it and have her give you a "Rusty Trombone" upon dunking)
After shooting hoops with Jenna Jameson, I decided this was my best shot at executing a perfect Flying J.
by fartmasta February 4, 2010
Get the Flying Jmug. by Paulieweb July 15, 2006
Get the J Swissmug. by Your Homie J Christ October 30, 2004
Get the j christmug. 