Moby The Dick

A pasty pale white racist who is disgusting example of a dad bod when they don’t have their shirt on.

Did you see the photo of Elon Musk? He looks like a Moby The Dick

by Toast.Jerviss July 19, 2022

Dick archer

It’s a person who likes to cut peoples dicks off and use a bow to use a dick like a arrow. And so there you have a dick archer.

Yo I pro at dick arching.

What’s your hobby?

I’m a dick archer

by Luke is sexy January 25, 2019

Feather dick

A male reproductive organ so small it tickles the person feeling it.

during intercourse:

girl: stop it!

guy with feather dick: why?

girl:it tickles! you have a feather dick!

by ChopstickJo January 15, 2014

Dick Doosh

A human who subsequently, because of their idiocy or upbringing has a likely tendency and talent of being a dick and a douche at the same time.

Jason from Schenectady is such a fucking dick doosh!! Get your life together brah!!

by EchoTheNarcissist May 5, 2018

Bitches on your dick

Something you'd get without that yee yee ass haircut

Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.

Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick.

by LokInCr February 23, 2023

dick

Something that can be long and hard and can penetrate multiple objects. Usually the genitalia of a male.

"I'm going to stuff my dick in this bottle of peanut butter!"

by Reyanna's Husband December 28, 2022

Suffice a dick

When a dick is Swole and Suffices over all others

John Resoles shook in pleasure as O dropped to her knees saying "Suffice a dick"

John Resoles looked over at Cuck Diamond Trev and said "Suffice a dick"

by Scrub88 November 10, 2022