You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA
by Invincidih March 19, 2025
Get the Northport High School mug.A person (usually depressed) who wishes to take out their anger by taking the lives of other students in a school building.
Something i am at risk of experiencing. call the police for me, tell them that someone is threatening to shoot up ordean east middle school. if you see a school shooter, they are dangerous, and you should run and hope they didn't see you first.
by TheFinnMann999 March 19, 2025
Get the School Shooter mug.h block fuckin stinks like fanny and poo and old women bread that has been soaked in piss. everyones annoying and loud and sheeple. the headteacher looks like a white version of shrek with a pennywise hairline. new pregnancy every week.
by makapakalolll March 22, 2025
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also a dude got some brain and got leaked
go behind the cvs if you wanna meet sum retarded ass fucks wit no future
hella white girlz that are easy to tap tho dat shit was valid asf
also a dude got some brain and got leaked
by 4321901bootyman32 March 22, 2025
Get the Rocklin High School mug.A fight in school (obviously) that is recorded and put on social media, often with a crowd surrounding and watching the chaos. Neither of them can fight to save their lives. Idiots surround and scream "worldstar" even though they probably don't even know what worldstar is and it wouldn't be 5% worthy of the website. It's usually over something dumb like pettiness over an insult, an 8th of weed, or lusting after the same unrequited love interest.
You can't help but view the whole thing with contempt later, assuming you didn't already.
You can't help but view the whole thing with contempt later, assuming you didn't already.
Idiot: Yooooo there was a school fight in the cafeteria bro, Jay and Trey were beefing HARD and they finally threw hands bro, everyone was geeking so hard bro
Normal person: I don't give a shit.
Normal person: I don't give a shit.
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Get the Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Speedrunning High School Of Graphic Communication Arts Is Resident Evil Two mug.Schuylkill Valley or "SV" is a small school crammed in Leesport! The school which is full of fuckboys, std filled roaches, vapers and so much more! Schuylkill Valley is also known as a crackhead school. Which means its slammed between Wilson, Reading and Conrad Weiser 3 of the most interesting schools. The football team is really chill. But conturary to the belief of the people at the Phoebe Old People home (School Admins) its educational prowess is complete dogshit. We do not learn much at sv or learn anything that will benefit us! And another belief is that we are a smoke free school! You couldn't be so far from the truth. Every bathroom for the Guys are closed and the school wont open them up! SVHS is also known a Whetto School(White Ghetto) school. It is most infested with wannabe thugs who dress like the white bot version of King Von and Carti. (the rapper carti) but that's essentially schuylkill valley in a nutshell. A school full of Wannabe thugs and crackheads and transfer kids who will be gone within the year.
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