Dumb ass

A dumb ass is someone who does or says something retarded.Sometimes people are dumb asses and do stupid shit.

Larry your a dumb ass you put your dick in the toaster.

by Kakyoin the milf hunter September 6, 2020

Ass Mane

If you have the correct genetics and are dependent of a particularly hairy strain of family tree, you can end up with ass hair at a minimum of 3 " long. This is a conservative estimate, and you can truly end up with a repunzel amount of ass fro worthy of donation to a local charity helping chemo patients. This grotesque area of ass hair can and will get things caught in it, such as the business end of a mankini, chlamydia spores, or even an underage girls' teeth. Note that a Tramp Mane will usually trap more items than an Ass Mane due to the sheer physics and retention force.

Check it out, Hurricane Harvey is following that guy with the Ass Mane! It's as if mother nature is trying to cleanse it out a bit.

by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020

Fuck Ass

Expression of extreme dissatisfaction and displeasure

"This is a fuck ass day"

by Beeume September 10, 2020

Custard ass

Someone who talks shit

Fuck off custard ass

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Head Ass Shit

The highest level of intellect

“Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit”

by Nebula2366 September 14, 2020

I'm kicking my ass

DO YOU MIND?

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2020

Ass Pocket

A fifth (200 ml) flat bottle of liquor. So named because it easily slides into the ass pocket. Immortalized on blues legend RL Burnsides' "A Ass Pocket of Whiskey"

Yo, I got an ass pocket of Jameson's, imma go sit under a bridge and get fookin ripped.

by BK667 September 15, 2020