ur-ban dick-tionary

when your suggestion gets banned for being insulting on urban dictionary

"joe deserved to get ur-ban dick-tionaryed. he made a post on liquid lava insulting 30 groups."

by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024

DICK

Dad In Charge of the Kid.
When the court awards the dad primary rights and responsibilities.

Kid "mom, can you please sign up up for sports this summer?"
Mom "the court said Dad is in charge of that."
Kid "he's suck a DICK!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

Irrelevant dick

When a female who has male friends who has had sexual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant dick catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who's had sex with her and now she deletes his number

Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?

Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?

Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..

by Tha truth August 26, 2016

pinecone dick

When your dick has chips hanging off of it like a pinecone

OH SHIT!!!! Feel my pinecone dick

by Pinecone dick December 22, 2017

dick

male private part

my dick is hard

by dork 779 February 6, 2023

Dicked me

When something or someone got the best of you.

*watching the Notebook* That movie really dicked me *cries*

by Kydakilla August 3, 2023

drumpo dick

when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss

i got drumpo dick! cant wait to die!

by i came all the way here October 11, 2023