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Your dad

he gave birth to you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*
by Himhimherher November 24, 2021
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National hug your crush day

This is a day where you get to hug your crush. Just hug them
Person: *hugs crush*
Crush: What were you doing?
Person: hugging you
Crush: Why?
Person: Its national hug your crush day!
by Old_boi October 12, 2022
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Shut your gob cunt

When someone is talking too much or if someone you don't like is speaking.
by MonkeyBoyy October 27, 2022
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Embarrass your bsf day

On the 17th on June is embarrass you bsf day where you get to post or expose cute or funny photos of them
Oh hi today is embarrass your bsf day enjoy it
by zazaisswag June 17, 2022
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Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-
by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023
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When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.
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Thereโ€™s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.

Or just copy โ€œ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!โ€ again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023
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Leave Your Nigga Day

Gladys and Leslie left their niggas 2 days before Leave Your Nigga Day
by BIGCHODE446 June 24, 2020
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