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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 14, 2020
mugGet the note from your bonermug.

your mom

Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.
by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017
mugGet the your mommug.
grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce
you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.
by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018
mugGet the put your balls in tomato saucemug.
An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015
mugGet the Get on with your own knittingmug.
Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.
When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.
by Sand Digger May 3, 2019
mugGet the Take your badguy around the cornermug.

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying
if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.
by Sexydimma October 11, 2016
mugGet the expand your constituencymug.

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