telopea park school

a school full of dumbasses in which saying one word will get you bashed. student services doesn't do shit in that school, they sit around on there asses hanging LGBT flags in every corner of the hallways. most teachers are above the age of 60 and on the verge of death, students think they're cool for wearing Nike tn's and acting like eshays. the bathrooms smell like vapes and weed

telopean 1: you hear about that school near manuka, telopea park school?
telopean 2: yeah I went there. it's shit

by barkbark123_4 September 11, 2023

schamburg high school

Everyone's either stupid or smart, but the stupid kids always ended up in the smart classes.

Schamburg high school kids are soooo smart, they all just made the gifted classes

by Isweartotellthetruth September 12, 2023

russian school bus

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.

After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.

by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023

woodland hills high school

A ghetto school with a fuck ton of stoners. Theirs also really chill security guards. The busses are packed and they smell like weed and cologne or just straight blunts. Don't forget about the fights and the shootings that happen in connection with our class mates. But there is a really good side of the schools students because most of them are cool asf but people are defensive. I would still say send your kid here because it'll get them ready for the real world and not be so soft. But with that... penn hills K

i go to woodland hills high school.

by mt Rushmore's nostril September 14, 2023

School

Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lifes

School is literally six cruel hours of our lifes

by Nico Suave!! September 20, 2023

School

prison
A place where are imprisoned at for more than 30 hours at every week
In certain schools there are dress codes where if

you wear the wrong color socks you get solitary confinement (detention)
schools are equivalent to prisons:
-if you escape you will get in massive trouble
-bad food

-you go against your will
-you get punished for bad behaviour

"I didnt know they built a prison in our neighborhood!?!"
"I'm pretty sure that is the local school"

by Maxywaxy123 September 21, 2023

Boredom in school

Let’s say you’re in Science or Religious Study’s, and the teacher is talking but all you hear is
“Blablablabla”
And you are sooooo zoned out of the lesson
YOU. ARE. BORED
So how the heck do you entertain yourself? Well what I do. I get a piece of paper (secretly) and start drawing or writing the alphabet. What else can you do when you’re bored? Draw on your hand, chew gum, play with your pen, look at the classroom and just read stuff on the wall, stare at a clock, cock.

Boredom in school
Macy-Hey, pst Natalie
Natalie-what?
Macy-I’m bored out of my mind
Natalie-Deal with it
Macy-but-
Miss teacher-MACY-SHUT THE FCk UP
Macy-*sigh* ok

*starts playing with a pen*
*chews gum*
*draws on table*
Miss Teacher-OI STOP FCKING DRAWING ON THE TABLE BTCH
Macy-nah fuck off bTCH

Demi-*gasp*
Adam-looks around
Bella-Holy fuvk

by mandy_lilly_gillian September 21, 2023