dick

my ex

emma: he fucked my mom. god hes such a dick

by Crazylover942 June 2, 2021

Dick Fingers

When you usually get your nails done and the one time you don’t you have Dick Fingers

Now that my fake nails fell off it looks like I have Dick Fingers

by Ryder31! April 4, 2020

dick

something in you pant if your a boy

oh wow i have a 12 inch DICK

by gooderer December 15, 2021

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

by You’re mom April 3, 2019

dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.

She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob

by Derpflapper July 17, 2017

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024