oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D

Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”

by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022

Don’t Dig In My Bowl

1. Exaggerated hypeness over a person or situation that doesn’t involve you.

2. Rejecting a person asking for your food

3. Speaking on a situation you don’t know about.

1. *Buys a cheesesteak*
“Let me get a piece of that bro”
“Don’t dig in my bowl yo !”

2. “Damn girl your lace showing”
“Don’t dig in my bowl bitch”

by LeeParadise May 4, 2022

my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.

person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding

by aggressivefart May 4, 2022

I fucked my stepsister

Fuck u lookin at?

I fucked my stepsister means shitass

by Shdfsrt May 8, 2022

My word is word

When you use your word and it's word.

'My word is word.'

by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022