The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.
-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
by Jone Merler April 9, 2006
Get the Missile Titsmug. another word for manboobs. Manboobs are when a man has saggy titties and looks as if he has never entered the gym. His body probably looks 50 years older than his real age.
by scott jimmy weir July 12, 2007
Get the bitch titsmug. by Tommy Ammundson July 6, 2006
Get the cheescake titsmug. "How are you today fucking?"
"FISH TITS"
"Did you write that paper yet?"
"Yea, I did it fish tits ago."
"FISH TITS"
"Did you write that paper yet?"
"Yea, I did it fish tits ago."
by Meats April 17, 2007
Get the fish titsmug. Big, red and often times irritated, scabby nipples.
It is important to note that those afflicted with 'pepperoni tits' have a penchant for going shirtless while wearing tight shorts. They also tend to sport very unfortunate haircuts.
It is important to note that those afflicted with 'pepperoni tits' have a penchant for going shirtless while wearing tight shorts. They also tend to sport very unfortunate haircuts.
by Louis Pappan January 23, 2004
Get the Pepperoni Titsmug. When you are with a girl who has fake boobs but the implants have lost their fluid, therefore leaving the bag an empty shell inside of her chest. When you grab the breasts all you hear is the sound ""snap crackle pop"
"That damn water bra gave the illusion of big full breasts but when i got it off all i felt was those damn krispie tits"
by The Balloon Nazis September 19, 2009
Get the Krispie Titsmug. Something that is really awesome. If something is weiner tits it is at least 3 times better then tits. Can be used to describe just about anything.
by crystal_method01 May 11, 2011
Get the weiner titsmug.