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couch potato syndrome

When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.
1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."

2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"
by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011
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sweet potato hitler

Guess who has the most time on the news today!

Either Wolf Blizter or Sweet Potato Hitler
by Ciel Phantomhive August 26, 2018
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mashed potato bowl

The greatest thing to ever happen to KFC.

Consists of a layer of mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken bites, and cheese.
MOM: Okay, honey, what do you want for dinner?

ME: KFC mashed potato bowl.

DAD: Come on, can't we go out to eat for once??!
by Moyoya July 7, 2006
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burnt sweet potato

A term Jacob Sartorius uses to roast people.
Jacob Sartorius: You look like a ''Burnt Sweet Potato''
by ChickenNuggetSlayer November 14, 2017
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california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.
Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.
by Satan October 20, 2003
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Best Potatoes in Idaho

Another name for Best Friends. Best Potatoes in Idaho references the abundance of potatoes in the lovely state of Idaho, and is usually used to reference two buddies. The friends that are described by this term are usually extremely sexy.
The mermaid and the badger were Best Potatoes in Idaho.

My Best Potato in Idaho and I don't live in Idaho, but we're still legal potatoes.
by SpaceBadger! July 3, 2011
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White Blanched Potato

A person who is so pastie white and thinks they can get anyone they desire but in reality, they are ugly and full of themselves. They jack off so much that their dick doesn't work properly but still make it worse every night.
Wow my Ex is such a White Blanched Potato!
by Gay Violet December 16, 2019
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