north texas haunt jaunt

Legit ladies hunting ghosts.

North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.

by NTxHJ December 21, 2016

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North Idaho Tuxedo

Any outfit, or articles of clothing, that are currently free of blood stains

"I saw John at the gas station earlier today, he looked great. Had a North Idaho tuxedo on"

by anonymous May 5, 2025

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North Carolina sandy meat ball

When you receive a hand job on a public beach and when you finish you ejaculate on the sand, then proceed to form into a ball shape and make your partner eat it.

Luke gave that girl a North Carolina Sandy Meat Ball last night.

by Audrey from Maryland August 19, 2021

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North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios

"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."

by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024

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north korea dick

Similar to "Whiskey Dick", failure to launch, can't get it up, cannot activate boner. North Korea dick is the inability to get an erection at the worst time, missile launch unsuccessful.

I was tryin to fuck last night but I got North Korea dick.

by OttselRevolver April 20, 2017

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North Carolina Nerf Gun

When you stuff a woman's ass full of foam ear plugs and wait for her to fart them out so you can catch them in your mouth.

We did the North Carolina Nerf Gun last night after my wife had some spicy jalapeño poppers and margaritas at the Mexican Restaurant for her birthday dinner.

by Sticky Fingers McGee June 28, 2025

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