footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

grey foot

London / U.K slang used to describe white people

Friend 1: I been talking to this new girl she’s fit

Friend 2: what black ting or grey foot

Friend 1: Grey foot ting

by Big boy DOLO May 15, 2023

one foot toe cooch

where someone puts their toe up someone's butt

yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!

by joshandrhea May 15, 2016

facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

foot slapper

One who cannot drive, and does not use public transport

Bro, look at all those foot slappers out in the rain

by El Capitan.... March 31, 2021

Footed

Being so unbelievably high, you can even think straight.

"Yo Sosa Im footed right now"-LJ
"Yea he's footed"-Sosa

by Footedmeister March 11, 2025

foot

it’s a thing that smells

i kick you with my FOOT

by FOOT LOVER 101 January 10, 2019