Luke osmon

Luke osmon is a definition for someone who's always pissed at everything Or otherwise depending on usage meaning the targeted person to be a male lesbian in a non offensive way

Guy1: see that guy over there?
Guy2:the Luke osmon?
Guy1:yes!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Luke

A family man

Luke; "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man and my bark is much worse than my bite" "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man if you push me too far I just might"

by Lynna5 May 23, 2016

Luke

never trust luke, hes most likely a bitch.

fuck you luke

by salineso May 12, 2021

Luke

A really short person that’s annoying but sometimes funny

Hey Luke how tall are you?

by Lilliasmith65 November 20, 2019

Luke cool miller

Little shit who lives in Barnard Castle who is forced into taking puberty blocking tablets and is quite possibly the most disliked person one could meet

I hate Luke cool Miller

by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020

luke

The most Un-athletic guy, Unfunny Guy and good at nothing.

Luke is good at nothing and can't bench 30

by luke michaud March 24, 2022