Kevin Durant

Being a fucking snake

"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"

by NBAValentino November 24, 2021

Kevin Durant

Leaving your team when they can't make the finals for 4 years and sign with a team that wins a championship right after

I just Kevin Duranted them

by ToTotheTaco November 10, 2017

Kevin Durant.

You know who I am.

I'm Kevin Durant. You know who I am.

by JAMALJAMAEL420 August 12, 2024

Kevin Durant

A goat like figure. Also known as the slim reaper or the “snake”

Kevin Durant with the bucket

by Jackisgoatlikekevin3469420 April 28, 2023

Kevin Durant

To leave your team and join forces with the team that you can’t defeat to win a championship.

David: I want to Kevin Durant this team so bad.

by KingMelo15 March 20, 2025

A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

Kevin Lu

An asian boy who is extremely handsome and cute. He loves to play CSGO and is actually cracked at the game. He is an extremely nice boy who loves to give kisses to other boys when they ask and especially his special vietnamese friend. The best thing to do if you see this dude is to just say hi and try to be friends with him because he is truly an amazing person and would do anything for you (you can try ask for nudes but varied responses may be given).

"Omg hes such a kevin ku"
"You mean THE kevin lu?"
"Yeah THE kevin Lu"
"OMG I WANT AN AUTOGRAPH"

by NeURoFeN1 January 17, 2022