jizz jiggler

Someone who plays with semen that looks more like toothpaste.

Boys. Ahem: We all know you are jizz jigglers sometimes in that rest room. I go to the other one.

by EllaPrincessFantasica March 18, 2014

Jizz Juggler

Noun, singular
A female who substitutes her husband for another man during her man's terminal illness or coma.

That girl AlexFaith was a Jizz Juggler while her husband fought cancer.

by Shaped like Big Bird June 5, 2025

Jizz Monkey

A white monkey.

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

Jizz-Maxxing

Erm what the sigma, Its when someone drake maxxes hell hard and jizzes all over the roof.

Bro, stop Jizz-Maxxing.

by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024

Hipster Jizz

Sriracha sauce.

I put hipster jizz on my food.

by California Bae Area January 5, 2017

Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021