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Phantasy Star Universe 

An craptacular "mmo" game. At first glance, its the usual mmo. You fight monsters, level up, etc. But then after a month or two, you'll join the ranks of the PSU regulars. Basically, all they do is sit around on the 4th Floor (name of the game's main lobby), and while sitting there they spam, harass people, scam each other for their items, ocassionally hack each other, and last but not least, engage in online relationships. Oh yes, thats right. Female gamers beware. Every little kid who plays PSU will want to go out with you. Hell, some of the grown men who play it will want to go out with you, regardless of your own age.

Basically, its the shit hold of gaming.
Gamer 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Phantasy Star Universe later tonight? Me and my girlfriend are gonna go to some White Beast S2 runs.

Gamer 2: Hell fucking no. Dude, I play WoW, and even I can talk shit about you for playing PSU. Go find a REAL mmo to play. Shit, Runescape is better than that shit you play. Seriously man, what the fuck?

Gamer 1: You're just jealous because you got scammed on your first day, and all those guys were teabagging you on the 4th Floor.

Gamer 2: Fuck you. At least I'm not married to someone over the internet.

morning star 

Pass me the jar of morning star, it is my favorite.

Track Star 

A biatch that makes a lot of money on the triznack turning tricks.
My biatch is a track star. I break her off G's.

Manchester all star riddim 

This group of people are man's finest get me rude boi? Contains celebrities from Manchester. Anything from rap superstars to Jeremy Beadle. Wayne Rooney thinks hes part of them but hes some Liverpool batty man with some elephant ear's a fat waste man head. I remember from "Rio Ferdinand's punk'ed" T.V show, David Beckham said all the bad mans come from Moss side, cuz the moss side mandem blows the fat chunks. Billy Davis (ex Derby reject manager) Used to pick up some fat prostitute slags about Moss side, thats why that man is ruff as old balls.
1) Paul: You see them mans right there?
Jim: Yea.
Paul: They are Manchester all star riddim. Total bad mans.

2) Steve: do you smoke paul?
Paul: erm no i dont. I dont smoke Cigarettes, I dont smoke cigar. I dont smoke a pipe pipe pipe pipe. I dont smoke the reefer.
Steve: you should join Manchester all star riddim, cuz you sound like a bad boi.

3) Lil jon once quoted saying " i know im a bare ruff man cuz i smoke enough puff man, but if you in Manchester all star riddim you get enough snuff to last you a long time.

The Death Star

The act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and then stepping back 6 feet while her anus is still dilated and trying to hit the hole like Luke did when he destroyed the Death Star.
I sware to god my girlfriends ass was so wide I couldve pulled The Death Star.

5 Star Bitches 

a group of girls that are all "five-star" in rating, good looking, intelligent and fun to be around. You want to be one of these fine ladies, but its nearly impossible to become one. Very rare and unique, these females choose each other over men.
Damn, Lauren, Alli, Amy, Katie, and Ashlee are definitely 5 Star Bitches... I wish I could be one of them.