Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
by Jack Casper November 30, 2020
Get the SLEEP POLICEmug. Example 1
Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."
Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."
Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014
Get the Sleep Whackingmug. by Goober13926 October 9, 2023
Get the no sleep Septembermug. by Rainstorm2 October 25, 2018
Get the Sleepmug. by Mtu9310 May 31, 2021
Get the Shark is sleepingmug. You fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. You have closed the lid during your sleep but when you wake up don't remember doing it.
Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.
Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.
by Some Random Guy On The Web June 14, 2015
Get the Sleep Shuttingmug. The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.
The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.
Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1
“I am up.”
-Person 2
“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1
“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2
45min Later…
“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2
“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1
“What?”
-Person 2
“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1
“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2
“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.
Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1
“I am up.”
-Person 2
“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1
“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2
45min Later…
“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2
“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1
“What?”
-Person 2
“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1
“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2
“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023
Get the Sleep Dronemug.