road killed

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!

Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!

by sdiggy May 17, 2016

Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.

I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.

by Cc eyes April 20, 2016

road selfie

When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you

Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"

by Raykay47indahouse April 22, 2016

chunky road head

When your girl throws up during road head due to road sickess and keeps going.

-Evelyn gave me some great chunky road head but the ride was very bumpy
-That's gross dude

by Hdisnnwvevrjfkmchagwhs September 5, 2016

road slip

Hooking up with someone while on a trip

yeah while I was in Fort Worth I had a bit of a road slip with this blonde chick

by Sherlock temple September 5, 2016

road disco

There's a huge accident on the highway, and all the flashing lights cause a psychedelic flash back...

With that accident up ahead on the highway there's a real road disco going on...

by Socks1985 February 10, 2018

road wrath

A stage beyond road rage on the road. Road wrath is where you lose all sense in the brain and drive want to kill everyone on the road(including the drivers self) out of being a mentally ill retarded man-child that thinks he/she never has enough so they must destroy everything in their pathway. These drivers typically drive well maintained and close to the current year to date's generation of cars.

Road Wrath is the final stage in an incompetents driver's mind that makes them 100% and kamikaze everything in their general direction. If ever encountered by a person that has resorted to road wrath, find the nearest way out in order to stay safe.

by superbipolar420 January 5, 2017