Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

Scooter porn

A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.

“Dude I watched the best scooter porn last night”

by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018

porn rage

What happens when an individual is looking at porn and their service is too slow or the content doesn't head in the direction they had hoped. They become frustrated and experience porn rage.

Dude, that frickin' website you told me about totally sucked. It gave me porn rage.

by LE531AN June 23, 2016

poopy porn

It's a funny word i use.

Friend: I'm sad.
Me: guess what?
Friend: What?
Me: Poopy porn
friend: I happy :)

by Ballica March 20, 2022

whisk porn

Where any other toy isn't good enough for some sexual pleasure imma use a whisk

Whisk porn cuz why the hell not scar people...

by Pineanpple December 6, 2016

Porn Detective

Someone who uses all their internet sleuthing abilities in order to find the source of a particular pornographic image or clip. Google search, reverse image search, questioning discord and reddit users, freeze framing to check out on-screen text, cross referencing screenshots of the model in question with a database of similar looking models until he finds a match, nothing is out of the question when you're horny and trying to get off. This is the dude that should have been working at the NSA to find Bin Laden, but instead he's trying to find the name of the porn star he just watched get gangbanged.

Imagine a dude from CSI, except instead of looking for a murderer, he's zooming into a washed out watermark in the corner of a :03 second .gif in order to find out the source of the porn he wants to jack off to.

Jim: "God damn that was a hot clip. Who was that?
Michael: "No idea. Just found it while browsing reddit. Send it to Kyle, he's a real porn detective. If he's horny, He'll find the source in less than an hour."

by Atsumi Saiki December 9, 2021

law porn

Advertising material sent by one law school to faculty at others, in the effort to improve its "peer ranking" score in the U.S. News & World Report annual law school rankings. The effort is generally considered ineffective and wasteful. Public reports credit Professor Pamela Karlan of Stanford Law School with coining the term (and disapproving of the practice).

Prof. 1: "Did you see that ridiculous law porn today from XYZ Law School?"

Prof. 2: "Nah. I don't hardly even read my school mail any more, since it's gotten so full of that crap."

by LawProf9000 March 31, 2014