piss fizzer

A person has has the abilty to annoy people with minimal effort

"That twats blocked my driveway again the little f***in piss fizzer"

"My boss is being a right nob lately... its really starting to fizz my piss"

"Right I've had it... my piss is completely fizzed now"

by SpenDoG75 September 25, 2018

shoreham pissed

When you get so drunk you get lost, fall over and cry - all before 9pm.

Oh man, I got so Shoreham pissed last night - devo.

by MrDevz May 17, 2017

piss pleasantries

The type of conversation you have with a person you're not really inclined to talk to. What you say when your better side, or simply human nature, is too polite to ignore someone you don't like, don't want to talk to, but have just unexpectedly bumped into.

"Did you see Veruca the other day? Her fashion sense is awful."
"Yeah, I actually exchanged piss pleasantries the other day at the grocery store. I was stuck in line with her at the cashier."

by Mersault77 June 7, 2014

piss shy

Unable to urinate in the presence of other people e.g. at a urinal

The guy next to me at the urinal seemed to think I was some sort of perv but I was just piss shy

by MadMatLondon May 29, 2021

tight pissed

Adjective, Meaning to be extremely frustrated/stressed over a event. To be so bothered that cause you to contemplate doing something irrational.

" Man, John Wall not being a all-star has me tight pissed."

by Echo Exclusive January 25, 2018

warm piss

A bad/cheap alcoholic beverage, generally with a low alcohol content

Did you try that disgusting microbrew i told you about?
Yeah man, it’s warm piss. Whoever made it must’ve just left some wheat grain in dishwater for a week.

by Atreides, Leto March 11, 2020

Piss Hog

When a homosexual steals all the piss for himself at a gay orgy.

"I was such a piss hog at the orgy, I think I drank over 32 gallons"

by Konali July 27, 2023