30,000 Feet Wank

To jerk off in the airplanes bathroom, specifically mid flight.
Guy 1: I just did the 30,000 Feet wank
Guy 2: Who are you? Why are you telling me this?
by Whatconstipationlookslike October 31, 2020
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Houdini bag wank

When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.
Sorry I’m late for work boss, I decided to try a Houdini bag wank this morning.
by Jim’ll fist it February 12, 2023
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yank my wank

1. You almost done?
2. Yeah, but first i gotta yank my wank
by Golf swinger on the daily December 16, 2016
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Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.
by happyatcommonsense March 27, 2019
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Window wank of faith

The act of jerking off outside a window whilst crying as the person commiting the act has come to terms with the fact that they are a pathetic welp of person who looks up vaguely sexual terms on Urban Dictionary to get a hard on, only to quickly be struck with the epiphany that they are wasting the precious life they have been endowed with, and the person you could have been has been burnt into nothingness by your abhorrent choices in life, and you are just the abysmal shell of what could have been a potentially good human being.
my name jeff

also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.
by GetPrankedFaggo April 03, 2017
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utter wank stain

The worst sort of cunt. Someone who acts like a dick all the time.
That guy rick is an utter wank stain.
by Sheggles2point0 December 26, 2017
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Call of Duty Wank

When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130
Yo fam before we get into a fat game of domination on rust I'm going to have a call of duty wank
by BigBoyWithBigHands December 02, 2019
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