Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.

Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!

by sneaky1 April 3, 2009

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.

My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.

by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016

Phone Bitch

The person in an office setting designated to answer the phone when no one else will. Especially in a high call setting, such as the ‘hate department’. Generally the newest person in this high turn over department.

I’m not phone bitch today, that’s Sandra!

by Tracy’s Hotline July 20, 2019

Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

by ozzyag April 5, 2018

swap phones

mostly used on tiktok when someone sees a couple and then they say "swap phones" in the comments meaning the couples swapping phones to look through it to see if someone is cheating. finding something to end the relationship because their jealous.

"Someone sees a couple having fun on tiktok"
someone in the comments "swap phones"
they are jealous.

by silly_frenchfry March 7, 2024

phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.

kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.

by catnamedpat June 11, 2022

Phone Klutz

Somebody who is constantly butt dialing people, sending text messages to the wrong person, replying to the same text twice, not to mention they always drop it.

God, Lauren's such a phone klutz. She called me twice last night and each time i just heard the TV, she seriously needs to stop butt dialing people!

by Emmerr December 24, 2010