Cold fusion

When a heterosexual couple partakes in unprotected intercourse and neither partner sweats yet the male achieves orgasm and the female conceives a child; this applies only when the people are related to one another

“Why does Jimmy look so messed up all the time?”
“He’s a cold fusion baby.”
“Oh, that makes sense.”

by djborrelli01 February 26, 2018

ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.

I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

Cold Fronts

Slang for burnouts

The challenger is here, get ready for some cool car cold fronts

by PhonkeeTown June 5, 2022

hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.

The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.

by k1b5 May 25, 2016

cold koched

The act of using the omnipotent power of Corporate USA (led by the likes of industrialists David and Charle Koch) to make a politician or a political party do as they say.

When the corporate lobby stepped in, GOP supporters of Trump's new healthcare started dropping like flies. Looks like Trump got straight cold koched.

by nicojah March 24, 2017

Cold Brew

When you ice your nuts while you cum

Gosh I'd love some yogurt parfait with this cold brew

by Br0cc0liR0b October 17, 2022

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019