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one-itis

The coward's word for love.
Dude 1: Man, I have such a bad case of one-itis for her. How do I break it? What should I do? I'm out of my mind for her. Maybe I should propose.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
by MonikerZ October 20, 2011
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Xbox One

A console made by Microsoft in 2013, it has 3 models, the original from 2013, The S from 2016, And The X from 2017, which can play 4K Games at 60FPS
Guy:Hey, you got the new PS4
Guy 2: Nah, Xbox one is better.
by XboxGamerOne August 4, 2018
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Nice One

Nice One

A very attractive man you could see yourself with.

A drop dead gorgeous guy.
Monesha: Girl I was out last night and saw some nice one's.

Destiny: Ohhhh yeah? Girl I was at a restaurant and saw a nice one myself. I had to go get that number.

Monica: I'm at the mall and mmm a nice one just walked by.
Ravyn: You need to send him my way.
by SteelX May 21, 2010
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One Direction

One Direction are a large boy band in the UK and around the world. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik. One band, One dream = One Direction. One Direction's fans are called 'Directioners!' They have the deadliest fanbase ever.

They boy's appeared on the show X Factor and became the 3rd finalist.

One Direction are sex gods, they have amazing talent.
Person 1: Have you heard One Direction's latest song?

Person 2: OMG, I so have they are like sex gods.

Person 1: I know right, can they get any hotter?

Person 2: I think not;D
by DirectionerForever. December 29, 2011
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one time

Poker slang, hoping for luck against the odds. Often uttered after going all-in. Heard frequently during the WSOP (World Series of Poker).
Dealer, I would like to use my one time now.
by CaptPicard776 July 18, 2010
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no-one cares

A term which i find fits Kim quite well. Though it is a generalisation, which im opposed to, i think it is, by and large, true.

(If anyone does care, and wishes to argue their case, i'd like to hear from you. I like funny e-mails...)
Kim: Blah blah blah, i have problems with everyone. I'm always in an argument. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Lar: No-one care
by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004
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one-wizzy

Slang for a one-way street, namely used by legendary gangsta rapper Big Pun in his classic "It's So Hard" featuring Donell Jones.
"You can catch me in the cherry red one-fifty
Got the grizzy locked in the stizzy
Pop the clizzy goin sixty down a one-wizzy
Drunk pissy, tryin to cruise through the avenue..."

Though, not too sure what he means by the line "Got the grizzy locked in the stizzy..." ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE, OR EVEN TO URBAN DICTIONARY!
by Jack-up man! September 6, 2005
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