Facebook bum

One who is always on facebook because 1. They're really bored 2. They have no friends 3. They enjoy it more than most

I've been on facebook like 50 times today! I'm a total Facebook bum!

by Tom R. :) October 5, 2010

Bum Steak

A technical term for poop or shit...can be used as Bum Gravy which means diahrrea.

Bum Roll also means the same.

I asked him if he wanted a Bum Steak, and he said yes...haha

Man i had some bad bum gravy last night...i had to shit all the time.

Hes such a dick, stupid bum steak.

by TheDillKing2 February 1, 2010

bum rice

When your trying to organize a office pot luck but end up looking like a total dink

I’ll bring the bum rice!!mmm

by Ndddda November 11, 2017

Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.

"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"

by Ellyb June 3, 2013

bum snob

A drunk who only attends the finer bars/clubs in his/hers area. No dives for this drunk!

"I think I know this guy!" Nah , probably just seen him at the "Tacobar (aka a known bar of the one's speaking, a non-dive)....he's the bum snob yo'!"

by Kataaa August 16, 2016

bum muff

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.

1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv

by cumbubble June 11, 2006

scrummy bum

a word developed by Master Nicholas Svehla meaning one who has no work ethic and is unwilling do put forth effort.

Student: I didn't do my homework due today because cops was on.

Teacher: Aww you scrummy bum! Get your work done!

by Jamesithonian June 16, 2011