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Michael Barrett 

noun: a catcher for the Chicago Cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.
Did you see Michael Barrett punch AJ Pierzynski in the face the other day?

Yeah he got messed up.
Michael Barrett by bankok June 12, 2006

Michael Blinky Waters 

Derived from the cartoon Blinky Bill. Blinky's have a body build with the stunning resemblance to E.T, dyed blond hair, the body language of a confused gay squirrel.

He enjoys being with his gf n doing other lame activities because he is a proud WOM. Blinky has no hair style even after the expensive extremely gay dyeing of his hair and use of a pink hair dryer. Blinkys like watching stupid dating shows on MTV and are always the first onto bandwagon in music and fashon. Blinkys are fluent in the languag of druek and nuerk. e.g "hav u seen druek black?" or "man druek that furking nuerk"
"hey mate u seen Michael Blinky Waters?, nah i think he with steph....WOMMMM!"
"hey where mike? oh blinkys blow drying his hair"
"blinky needs to get ready, giv him another hour. ok"

Michael Phelps 

A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.

Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.
Guy: Wow is that a fish?
Guy2: No, that's Michael Phelps!
Michael Phelps by London 2012 August 4, 2012

Michael Felix 

A male who is very concieded! He likes to look at himself alot in mirrors! shaves his armpits and eye brows. Also shits on the back of toilet seats and lickes it off
did you see that guy with no armpit hair?? ..hes a Michael Felix.
Michael Felix by charliespoopy October 21, 2012

Michael's game night

When a dorky guy is able to hook up with a girl out of his league due to her getting obscenely drunk and desperate. Usually involves her dancing awkwardly or other forms of self-embarrassment.
It took a few shots and Neil Diamond on the jukebox, but the lame birthday party turned into a Michael's Game Night for the lucky lad.
Michael's game night by fishball November 20, 2013

michael bæ 

A man who loves exploding everywhere if you get my drift. Women bow down at the sight of Michael and do many things on rooftops.
Bow down to me and suck the D. You know you wanna stay when you see Michael
michael bæ by IAmJC April 22, 2015