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Mexican respirator

Squat over someone's face. Lower your testicles into their eye sockets, and fart in their mouth
Everyone at the tortilla factory explosion couldn't Beleive their eyes when Pedro, dying of smoke inhalation, was given just enough air to fill his lungs and escape the blaze, thanks to Manuel's quick implementation of the Mexican respirator

Mexican Cock Fight 

where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins
Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.

mexican gravity 

An especially strong form of gravity that allows the heaped loading of pickups and trailers without having to tie things down. Commonly used in landscape maintenance and construction.
Change lanes! That guy is using mexican gravity to hold down that ladder.
mexican gravity by Middagh December 18, 2013

mexican pharmacy 

A pharmacy in the US that will sell you anything without a prescription.
Does anyone know a Mexican Pharmacy where I can get some Vicodin?
mexican pharmacy by whocares234 December 24, 2013

Mexican feast 

When a person puts hot sauce in a pussy and fucks it.
Yesterday Bill got some hot sauce at the store then fucked me with it. It was a hot Mexican feast.
Mexican feast by The r4p3r November 8, 2014

mexican session 

When a bunch of mexicans go into a room and kill themselves.
Yeah man my grandfather died in a mexican session.
mexican session by JCKc February 9, 2015